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Why Lingerie Style Swimsuits Are the Worst

Lingerie Style Swimsuits

Ladies, we understand that you want to do more with your swimsuits, we really do. You try to keep up with the trends and you’re looking for something eye-catching that will help you stand out, so you end up turning to the all to normalized alternative: lingerie style swimsuits.


There is no question about it; those swimsuits are absolutely gorgeous and they definitely catch the eye. If you’re looking for a swimsuit that’s going to capture your personality then hey, maybe a lingerie swimsuit does that best, but guess what? It may be doing you more harm than good.


Consider Where You’re Wearing It

To be perfectly honest, you’re not going to be putting on your lingerie swimsuit around the family, or even around his family. The hotel pool on your vacay may not be the best options either. Sure, you might have an urge to strut your stuff for the other hotel guests, but there’s a good chance they’ll be less than thrilled. Basically, other than a wealthy man’s yacht who is lookin’ to have eye-candy honies all around, you will look like you are trying too hard to be seen as sexy.


So really, you want to save that stuff for your significant other, and if you’re like most people, you have a very specific series of events planned. Chances are you’re going to be wearing it in private, and you’re going to be wearing it for that special someone. Why would you want to spoil the surprise?


Spoiling the Surprise

So you might not know what we’re talking about, but here it is: you know how excited you get when you see a man in a well-pressed, three piece suit? Yeah, you know. Right when you very first see him in it is the best! As the day goes on, or if you start to see him in a suit all the time … you start to get used to it and the exciting effects wear off.

This may also explain why when you wear lingerie for your man, it doesn’t stay on very long. If you could rip that suit off of him right away, you might.



If you choose to wear lingerie swimwear on your romantic getaway you run the chance of ruining the mood entirely. Part of the allure of lingerie is the mystery that you incite; the wearing of something differnet an erotic. If he’s been seeing you in lingerie all day, then evening will be absolutely no different; and your expectations of an extra hot toss in the sack may be disappointed. Trust us; you don’t want your honeymoon to be boring, especially when you get the bedroom.


Whereas, if you are actually just trying to catch a certain man’s attention and desire, believe me, he is already looking – even without the lace and obviously suggestively places straps. I mean, let’s face it, your body in a bikini is already sexy AF. That “lingerie look” only sends more of an “I’m chasing you and every other man here” message.


Stand Out in Other Ways

We get it, you want to stand out at the pool, but there are so, so, so many other ways for you to get creative with your swimwear, for example:

  • Sequins
  • Metallic Fabrics
  • Cut-outs
  • And more

Lingerie is best left for the bedroom, for the intimate encounters that will make your romantic getaway a rousing success. Your special night is coming, make sure that both of you are happy with the results.



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